Dear Children,
You have used up your daily allotment of the word "Mom". If you would desire my attention at any point during the rest of the day, you need to address me in the following way: "Dearest Mother, generous woman who gave me life, giver of all good things, maker of cookies, I humbly beseech you to grant me a few moments of your precious time and patience." Your 'Mom' allotment resets at midnight. I suggest you use it wisely tomorrow.
Love, Mom (I still get to use the word, so there!)
PS - Bowing and curtsying and unsolicited cleaning are also encouraged to earn my favor.
hee hee hee :)
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