9) The first time your child looks at you with that look of annoyance and pity that says "How can you be so clueless? I can't believe I am your offspring, because I'm so smart and with it and know what I'm talking about - but you? You are completely out of touch and have no idea. It's so embarrassing!"
I still have not gotten this look from my son and I am savoring the remaining days until it happens. My daughter came out of the womb dubious of my parental qualifications and abilities. Of course, she had a 9 month amniotic-fluid-muffled preview. Apparently she wasn't impressed.
LOL
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